Many of you who do not know me may not realize that I minored in English in college, specifically with a bent towards feminist studies. While I’ve tamed my feminazi side since the ’90s, I am often shocked and disgusted at how backwards, sexist and ignorant society can still be (helllooo Hilary is best qualified goddamnit, duh hickey that religion was created to keep women down and the history behind the DaVinci Code is not some made-up fairy tale, and why can’t women play golf at some of the best courses in the world? I mean WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!)
Don’t get me started on the fuckin’ sick ass retarded polygamists who force 13-year old girls to marry old men (if not their much older cousin) and start making babies like it’s going out of style. But rather than go on a huge pissed off feminist rant about why these men should be strung up by the balls and their women should get full frontal lobotomies, instead I’m going to make fun of their appearances…
I mean, just take a look at that picture there. No you are not watching the cast of the new Little House on the Prairie, these are some of the big lovin’ chicks taken from the polygamist sects that you’ve heard about all over the news. And you wonder why your man needs a 2nd, 3rd, 4th woman to get his mojo going. I mean COME ON! That has got to be the ugliest hairstyle I’ve seen in a looonnng time. If I had to choose between this and Amy Winehouse’s beehive, I’d so go for the beehive. And you know the pompadour they’re sporting has got to be stinky and oily underneath it all, especially since it looks like these chicks do not bathe regularly, much like the other fruit cakes who do not believe in living in the modern world (another reason why I hate tree huggers, but that is fodder for yet another post…)
Here’s another picture of the easter-egg-colored-fruitcakes walking down some stairs. Seriously, people - this is why I often stress how IMPORTANT fashion is. If you are going to dress like some 19th century grandma, people are going to think you are a polygamist! They are going to think that you believe that the apocalypse is right around the corner, and you can only get there in your white socks with black orthopedic shoes! They’re going to think that you are also a brainless supporter of pedophiles, and that you must really REALLY suck in bed if your man is willing to put up with that many women nagging him just for some extra poontang! They will think you’re crazy and that you throw bibles at people for sport! OK, I believe in freedom of religion, but there is just no excuse to be sporting this look in this day and age. It’s just plain WRONG, people!
This just proves that an absence of fashion can bleed into other areas of life - and in this case, the absence of a brain!
P.S. THE FORBIDDEN KINGDOM WAS REALLY REALLLY GOOOD! EVEN BETTER THAN I EXPECTED AND I EXPECTED A LOT! LIKE, I ONLY WAITED ALMOST 20 YEARS TO SEE JET LI & JACKIE CHAN FIGHT AND I WAS NOT DISAPPOINTED! WOO-PING YUEN ROCKS ONCE AGAIN!
Posted on April 21st, 2008 by skim
Filed under: fashion, general taste, movies
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