Designers, please - quit it with your fuckin’ “green” items. I don’t want to wear your ugly scratchy hemp clothing, imho that’s just a waste of good weed. This happens to be a really cute picture however from Ads of the World. Like I’m always telling booboo, I’m sick of the tabloids telling me that I have to carry an eco-friendly bag to the grocery store instead of plastic. PUHLEEZE! That’s b/c only rich people go to the store and only get like, 4 organically grown items for like $75. I, on the other hand, do not leave Giant or Safeway without at least 15 plastic bags, not including the 4 cases of soda. How the hell am I supposed to tote all that good stuff in a stupid notebook sized “I am not a plastic bag”??? Another disgusting tidbit, that bag actually went for hundreds of dollars on ebay and became a sought-after item. Once again, an example of the emperor’s new clothes…
Anyhoo, in other news, this is kind of a duh hickey, but people need to start dressing age-and size-appropriately. You’d think this would be a duh hickey but it’s not. Sadly, this tends to occur more in wealthy areas - I think because some of these cougars are trying to hold onto their youth. Seriously you cannot walk around Kentlands without some 40-50 year old woman wearing a fur-lined hooded puffy parka, with Juicy Couture sweats tucked into Uggs - with sparkly sunglasses no less. I take my little doogie howser (that’s what I call my pomeranian Angel) to a vet in Potomac, since I don’t believe on skimping on health care - and I once saw a grandma there wearing skin tight leggings again tucked into Uggs along with a pink hoodie. Seriously we were all trying not to laugh in the waiting room. This sucks too, since I can’t be young forever and will have to give up my leggings eventually… unless you are Vera Wang and you look 21 from the back. But even she only wears hers with long tunic tops and sweaters…
Regarding the size-appropriate issue, hey more power to you if you’re large and in charge and proud of your “curves.” HOWEVER - I do not want to see your muffin top, your pussy gut, your camel toe, or the entire outline of your bra. Yes it sucks to go up a size but there’s no excuse for looking like a sausage. Get clothes that fit, goddamnit!
Posted on April 25th, 2008 by skim
Filed under: fashion, general taste
You’re a vapid, dumb, selfish consumer. You make this planet suck.
shaddup crunch wad! let’s go see who actually has the “greener” footprint - i haven’t flown on a plane in years and i drive 5 miles a day for work! go hug a tree! it’s holier than thou attitudes like yours that make this planet suck! (ironic isn’t it